tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17822989561200294892023-11-15T10:54:03.884-08:00Arlene Pretty - GenealogyArlene Prettyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03326332366334076310noreply@blogger.comBlogger2125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1782298956120029489.post-69876467775531076162013-04-10T11:54:00.000-07:002013-04-10T11:54:55.054-07:00Genealogy Humor<!--[if gte mso 9]><xml>
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<![endif]--> I thought I would start the renewal of my blog with a little humour. I don't recall where I got this, but it is worth the read. Enjoy! <br />
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<i> Genealogy Humor</i>
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<i>1. My family coat of arms ties at the back....is that normal? <br />
2. My family tree is a few branches short! All help appreciated <br />
3. My ancestors must be in a witness protection program! <br />
4. Shake your family tree and watch the nuts fall! <br />
5. My hobby is genealogy, I raise dust bunnies as pets. <br />
6. How can one ancestor cause so much TROUBLE?? <br />
7. I looked into my family tree and found out I was a sap.. <br />
8. I'm not stuck, I'm ancestrally challenged <br />
9. I'm searching for myself; Have you seen me ? <br />
10. If only people came with pull-down menus and on-line help... <br />
11. Isn't genealogy fun? The answer to one problem, leads to two more! <br />
12. It's 2008... Do you know where your-Great-G. Grandparents are? <br />
13. A family reunion is an effective form of birth control <br />
14. A family tree can wither if nobody tends it's roots <br />
15. A new cousin a day keeps the boredom away <br />
16. After 30 days, unclaimed ancestors will be adopted <br />
17. Am I the only person up my tree... sure seems like it <br />
18. Any family tree produces some lemons, some nuts and a few bad apples <br />
19. Ever find an ancestor HANGING from the family tree? <br />
20. FLOOR: The place for storing your priceless genealogy records. <br />
21. Gene-Allergy: It's a contagious disease, but I love it <br />
22. Genealogists are time un-ravelers <br />
23. Genealogy is like playing hide and seek: They hide... I seek! <br />
24. Genealogy: Tracing yourself back to better people <br />
25. "Crazy" is a relative term in my family <br />
26. A pack rat is hard to live with, but makes a fine ancestor <br />
27. I want to find ALL of them! So far I only have a few thousand <br />
28. I Should have asked them BEFORE they died! <br />
29. I think my ancestors had several "Bad heir" days <br />
30. I'm always late. My ancestors arrived on the JUNEflower <br />
31. Only a Genealogist regards a step backwards, as progress <br />
32. Share your knowledge, it is a way to achieve immortality <br />
33. Heredity: Everyone believes in it until their children act like fools!</i></div>
Arlene Prettyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03326332366334076310noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1782298956120029489.post-439441314628341332012-08-20T14:46:00.001-07:002012-08-20T14:46:34.470-07:00Starting OverI am in the process of starting over with my blog. My last one was hacked and totally wiped out. Bear with me. There will be lots coming soon.Arlene Prettyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03326332366334076310noreply@blogger.com0